3 definitions by IIIXIII313
Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.
Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.
Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.
Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!
by IIIXIII313 May 30, 2011
Classic Rookie Mistake - when someone makes a mistake that was so ridiculous it could only be blamed on the fact that they are a rookie at life, typically someone under the age of 20.
Hey Gaythin Shmayes! way to go getting your dick sucked by a fucking married chick! But seriously… C.R.M.
Hey Gaythin Shmayes! you passed 17 parking spots that were perfect, why the FUCK are you still driving around?! C.R.M. bro
Hey Gaythin Shmayes! you passed 17 parking spots that were perfect, why the FUCK are you still driving around?! C.R.M. bro
by IIIXIII313 May 30, 2011
Gilby - A gilby is an action of someone who is inexperienced with chew tobacco. It is defined as one who has a dip in for less that 10-20 minutes, and then takes it out in shame.
A: Hey McFlannery! you're not thinking about taking that dip out are you??
B: Oy I am, I feel a wee bit nausea coming about!
A: Really?! about to Gilby that shit…unreal!
B: Oy I am, I feel a wee bit nausea coming about!
A: Really?! about to Gilby that shit…unreal!
by IIIXIII313 May 30, 2011