C.R.M.

Classic Rookie Mistake - when someone makes a mistake that was so ridiculous it could only be blamed on the fact that they are a rookie at life, typically someone under the age of 20.

Hey Gaythin Shmayes! way to go getting your dick sucked by a fucking married chick! But seriously… C.R.M.

Hey Gaythin Shmayes! you passed 17 parking spots that were perfect, why the FUCK are you still driving around?! C.R.M. bro

C.R.M. by IIIXIII313 October 23, 2011

C.R.M.A. 

A Completely Random Midget Attack.

This old midget woman with a mutant big flat head just suddenly screamed "ya fuckin' bastard" and donkey kicked alistair in the shins with her formidable stilletos! It was a completely random midget attack or C.R.M.A!

C.R.M.A. by BigKingDoowop April 11, 2004

Y.C.R.M.F.U.Y.C. 

Means, "You Can Ride My Face Until You Cum"

"Hey baby Y.C.R.M.F.U.Y.C."

Y.C.R.M.F.U.Y.C. by Izuku_Midoriya_#1 February 15, 2021

C.D.R.M.I.I.D 

Compulsive, disassociative ,rapid mental illness increase disorder.
This happens when one catches a serious mental defect that begins with schizophrenia and gets worse very rapidly, some of the other stages are compulsive lying, manipulation,denial, dementia,drug abuse, home wrecking.
No one has found an exact order but we know it always starts with schizophrenia

G: I LIKE FEET!!! NO YOU LIKE FEET!! I EAT FEET!!!
B: wtf- you need help man rn
G:what?! No I don't! It's you who's loosing it!! Stut up or I'll fuck your mom!!
B: uhh- I think you have Compulsive, disassociative ,rapid mental illness increase disorder, I'll take you to the hospital
G:no way man!! I need to go get my weed
B: STOP YOU'LL MAKE YOUR C.D.R.M.I.I.D WORSE!!

C.D.R.M.I.I.D by Togamiii April 24, 2022

o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m 

Oh baby, oh man
You're making me crazy, really driving me mad

It's always "Wyd?" and never "o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m" </3

o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m by yess3nialol March 11, 2021

C.R.I.M.E. 

(n) noun: Anachronism for an elite group of PWNers.

Meaning: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment
on and for are lower case cause they are T3h suck.

Origin of werd: Antietam PA

Werd master: Eskimoe

Guy 1: My friends and I are a bunch of C.R.I.M.E.
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment! :P
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: We PWN all and make them feel bad.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: I gots me some bacon.

C.R.I.M.E. by Eskimoe (a.k.a. Babbitt) June 19, 2007

C.R.U.M.P. 

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

C.R.U.M.P. by VRnomore April 27, 2010