6 definitions by I am phat :D
by I am phat :D November 5, 2018
The kid commonly known as ‘the sweat’
-sucks up to every fucking teacher in school
-the only friend they have is the librarian
-hands in completed homework 5 mins after they’ve been given it
-usually has a weird name like Brian, Bernade, Kyle, Shelia, Mary, Elise
-nobody in the class likes them
-shit at sport
-cries whenever they get 1 wrong mark in a test
-sucks up to every fucking teacher in school
-the only friend they have is the librarian
-hands in completed homework 5 mins after they’ve been given it
-usually has a weird name like Brian, Bernade, Kyle, Shelia, Mary, Elise
-nobody in the class likes them
-shit at sport
-cries whenever they get 1 wrong mark in a test
Kermit: “ffs what’s Brian doing now ?!”
Brian *asking geography teacher for extra homework*
Clarissa: “he’s doing what Brian does best- bumsweating off the teachers” *eyeroll*
Brian *asking geography teacher for extra homework*
Clarissa: “he’s doing what Brian does best- bumsweating off the teachers” *eyeroll*
by I am phat :D November 5, 2018
Someone (or a group of people) with fiery orange hair
Usually pale
Usually Irish or Scottish
Commonly referred to as; ginge, ginger, orange (occasionally their first name)
Just like their blonde counterparts they too have no rights ! XD
Gingers have no souls
Usually pale
Usually Irish or Scottish
Commonly referred to as; ginge, ginger, orange (occasionally their first name)
Just like their blonde counterparts they too have no rights ! XD
Gingers have no souls
Brenda: “quick Kirsty come here!”
Kirsty: “why?”
Brenda: “there’s an abnormally orange-haired girl over there”
Kirsty: “shit we better stay away gingers have no souls”
Brenda & Kirsty: XD
Kirsty: “why?”
Brenda: “there’s an abnormally orange-haired girl over there”
Kirsty: “shit we better stay away gingers have no souls”
Brenda & Kirsty: XD
by I am phat :D November 6, 2018
Partner : “Damn she gave me a dirty Freya this morning”
Friend : “OMG bro I’m jealous, my misses only gave me a handjob whilst I was driving”
Friend : “OMG bro I’m jealous, my misses only gave me a handjob whilst I was driving”
by I am phat :D April 19, 2020
Commonly used to describe the ‘know-it-all’ in school
They always do they’re homework (and extra homework)
The annoying nerdy student that bums up to the teacher and thinks they’re better than the rest of the class
They always do they’re homework (and extra homework)
The annoying nerdy student that bums up to the teacher and thinks they’re better than the rest of the class
*school bell rings*
Ben: “Thank GOD it’s the end of school!”
Brenda: “Ikr, and Miss didn’t have enough time to give us the homework!” XD
*sweat*: “MISS WHAT ABOUT THE HOMEWORK!?!”
Ben,Brenda (and rest of the class): “UGH SHUT UP U SWEAT!”
Ben: “Thank GOD it’s the end of school!”
Brenda: “Ikr, and Miss didn’t have enough time to give us the homework!” XD
*sweat*: “MISS WHAT ABOUT THE HOMEWORK!?!”
Ben,Brenda (and rest of the class): “UGH SHUT UP U SWEAT!”
by I am phat :D November 5, 2018
“OMG LOOK AT THAT SLUGGGG EW IT SOOOOO GROSS OMG!?”
“SHUT UP BRENDA”
“NOOO OMG ITS SOOOOOO HUGE AND BIG EW”
(Everyone) “FFS BRENDA DRINK BLEACH”
“SHUT UP BRENDA”
“NOOO OMG ITS SOOOOOO HUGE AND BIG EW”
(Everyone) “FFS BRENDA DRINK BLEACH”
by I am phat :D November 6, 2018