Hunter's definitions

Mattamuffen

A person that feels that sex feels better without a condom and ends up haveing a kid, and also has a small penis.

I don't need a condom i'll just be a Mattamuffen.

by Hunter May 17, 2004

dodeis

the hair between your nuts and your ass

You are a filthy dodeis licking whore.

by hunter May 1, 2003

Kohnert

male homosapien; tends to get drunk often and humiliate himself attempting to rap, coming on to other guys, etc.

Last night on the way home from the bar, Ernst pulled a Kohnert and tried to kiss me.

by HUNTER September 10, 2003

blown

to get head from someone

i had blue balls so i went and got blown by some chick

by Hunter January 12, 2004

bouligny

A demonstration of profound lack of knowlege.

I just boulignied my exam.

by hunter April 10, 2005

Tardasawrus

A person who is such a complete retard, that the words "retard" and "tard" just aren't enough to express the level of their retardedness.

That guy is a complete Tardasawrus!

by Hunter September 1, 2005

cum

the magical juice that is projected from the peter or released from the poontang at the climax of the one-eyed hokie

jizz;splooge;love juice;product of champions

by Hunter January 12, 2004