A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play
Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.
noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead
dude, you'll never believe this
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug
PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.
noun. uncontrollable laughter when over tired. the unit will laugh at even the stupidest things and may respond with harsh words that don't even make sense. the unit may even result in throwing things
During the late hours of the eve, Peter cannot help but have the sleepy sillies and whip books at his wives.
1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger
to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
noun. a special move by the pokemon Raichu at his strongest form, Rapachu. it can be heard miles away, and whosoever enter the thunder rape path is bound to be killed. no questions asked. also see fist
Ash: Rapachu, use Thunder Rape!
noun. a word used to forcefully shout at someone for no apparent reason. ever. pronounced bah-HE-she-ma. usually said at the point of maximum caffiene intake
Kid: Dude, it's 4 in the morning. Go to bed!
James Hetfield: BAHESHEMA!