5 definitions by Hugh Jasphart

I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022

Meatballing

The act of dipping one's testicles into a pot of piping hot marinara sauce.

The cook was fired from his job after a bus boy caught him meatballing again.

by Hugh Jasphart February 15, 2022

meatlballing

Dipping one's testicles into a pot of hot marinara sauce before serving it to unsuspecting guests. It also works for other sauces hot or cold.

The chef was fired after the busboy caught him meatlballing into the spaghetti sauce again.

by Hugh Jasphart December 12, 2022

farthole fucker

A person who engages in rough anal sex.

The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.

by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019

Half a shit sandwich

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.

The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022