Howie Feltersnatch's definitions

hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.

Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!

by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005

fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Achnod

Someone who looks like their name should be Achnod. Often having a large forehead and nose.

That Achnod looking motherfucker needs to get out of the fast lane, he doesn't know how to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.

Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.

Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Wiggy G

A little shit who thinks he's hard and trys to resemble a gang-banger but looks more like a member of "O Town". Wiggy G's are often white but can be found in all colors and often travel in packs.

What that Wiggy G doesn't realize is that he's white and live in Iowa thus not making him a hard-ass.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004