Howie Feltersnatch's definitions

hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.

Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!

by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015

Wiggy G

A little shit who thinks he's hard and trys to resemble a gang-banger but looks more like a member of "O Town". Wiggy G's are often white but can be found in all colors and often travel in packs.

What that Wiggy G doesn't realize is that he's white and live in Iowa thus not making him a hard-ass.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.

Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Jive-Ass

To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.

Why do the Miami Hurricanes find it necessary to Jive-Ass after every touchdown?

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Achnod

Someone who looks like their name should be Achnod. Often having a large forehead and nose.

That Achnod looking motherfucker needs to get out of the fast lane, he doesn't know how to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004