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by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the skimmie mug.Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005
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Get the buffer knuckle mug.An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Get the testical tango mug.A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Small Penis Mobile mug.A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.
Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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