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Punk-Ass Bitch

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.

2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Creed

A real shitty new-age band that defines their music as rock n' roll. Often mistaken for one crappy band, many creeds exist on our airwaves today.
Nickelback, Puddle of Mudddddddddd, Chevelle, Godsmack and all of these other outfits that they play on the new rock radio station suck so much ass that they are all Creed.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Wiggy G

A little shit who thinks he's hard and trys to resemble a gang-banger but looks more like a member of "O Town". Wiggy G's are often white but can be found in all colors and often travel in packs.
What that Wiggy G doesn't realize is that he's white and live in Iowa thus not making him a hard-ass.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.
Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Larry looking son of a bitch

A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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