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Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005
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by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002
Get the Transmogrify mug.1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
Get the Punk-Ass Bitch mug.1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Get the milf muffstache mug.A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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