milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2005

Wally Russell

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.

That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2015

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.

That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.

Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004

Fuckwalter Gibralter

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive

Get out of the way, Fuckwalter Gibralter, I'm trying to drive!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004