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18 definitions by Howie Feltersnatch

 
1.
The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.
Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache
by Howie Feltersnatch March 04, 2005
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2.
A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.
I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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3.
1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.

2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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4.
Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.
Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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5.
A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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6.
An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.
That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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7.
A hot ass female.
Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 01, 2004
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