Howie Feltersnatch's definitions
To dance around like a god-damned idiot, especially when it is not necessary. Often done by football players after a touchdown; displaying a huge-lack of class.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

A little shit who thinks he's hard and trys to resemble a gang-banger but looks more like a member of "O Town". Wiggy G's are often white but can be found in all colors and often travel in packs.
What that Wiggy G doesn't realize is that he's white and live in Iowa thus not making him a hard-ass.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

1. A dumb son of a bitch who cannot drive his own car, no matter what the conditions are.
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
2. Someone driving a huge SUV that hasn't a clue how to park it and has probably never had it in 4 wheel drive
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

1. Someone who thinks they are cool but really aren't no matter how many people like them. See also: Scott Stapp, Fred Durst, P. Diddy, Eminem, Backstreet Boys, Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and the guy from puddle of mudd.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
2. A Middle-class white male who wears his fitted baseball cap backwards and thinks he's cool, often in attempt to resemble Fred Durt.
Scott Strap says he's Christian, that's a total load of crap the ONLY thing he is, is a punk-ass bitch. Oh, ya his music f*cking sucks too.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

"The caterpillar transmogrified."
by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002
