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hoskank

Not just a ho, not just a skank, the hoskank is a rarely detectable in most urban environments, but is identifiable by a crotch stench of motor oil and sour milk, and oscillating pubic particulars. When encountered, caution is advised for penile contact can end in spontaneous combustion of bodily organs.
Man, poor Spencer should have never touched that dirty hoskank with his horn. Now that mo fo is dead!
by Howie Feltersnatch February 20, 2005
mugGet the hoskankmug.

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.
"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
mugGet the buffer knucklemug.

Snake Poopie

An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.
That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Snake Poopiemug.

Wally Russell

A term that refers to anybody with a huge mustache that nearly covers his whole mouth and hangs to or below his chin thus resembling a walrus.
That damned Wally Russell never works, he just stands outside and smokes all day.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Wally Russellmug.

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.
Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005
mugGet the milf muffstachemug.

Big ol' thick ho

A full figured or lager framed, natural, sexy woman often with a nice rack, great curves and a nice big-ass.
Look at the turd cutter on that big ol' thick ho, I'd like to tap that!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Big ol' thick homug.

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.
Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
mugGet the Shit Pot Breathmug.

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