22 definitions by Hot Dog Goblin
1. n. A slur for an anorexic person or a horny waif super model on drugs. The word is derived from hip-chipping, which is a widely accepted term to describe the sex act between two passionate anorexic lovers
Once the photographer busted out the cocaine for the swim suit shoot, all the hip-chippers lit up and turned the shoot into an orgy of clicking, grunts moans and bruises.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 12, 2021
1. Noun. An innovative blockchain based social media platform that will be immune to censorship and will secure the privacy of its users, not to be confused with a PoonQuake which is a vaginal orgasm.
Once the Progressives were able to interact and organize on PanQuake, Medicare for All came to pass, all war was stopped and the 5th mass extinction event facing our earth was reversed.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021
After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019
Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017
Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.
I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 10, 2017
To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019
1.n. a mutually consensual sexual act whereby 1 lover finger blasts an unripe ghost pepper then unexpectedly finger bangs their lover’s poop chute during coitus thus causing a heated and vigorous climax period. Not to be confused with the dirty Verde Sanchez which involves the usual swipe across the upper lip after the ass plunge.
I used to wear gloves to chop hot peppers but ever since my daddy told me how he loves a Verde Sanchez after dinner, i stopped completely
by Hot Dog Goblin June 26, 2022