9 definitions by HonkeyDonkeyDoo

Meat Gum

The final stages of a Slim Jim.

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 3, 2019

Blarphing

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.

Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017

Milk pistol

A man's penis.

Billy: I have a gun, do you want to see it?
Sallie: Sure, what kind is it?
Billy: It's a Milk pistol. Sometimes it takes kinda long to shoot, but I think you'll be ok. Let me show you how it works.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo March 13, 2018

Sweat Lightning

The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"

My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo July 19, 2023

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

Nickel Wide

When your urine is so built up that it opens your pee hole to the point it hurts when released.

Dude... My piss was Nickel Wide!
That's how bad I had to go.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo August 9, 2018

Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 10, 2021