2 definitions by Homer S.

milking

1) To squeeze a cow's udders to collect milk.
2) A sexual term: to force a man to ejaculate repeatedly.

1) The farmer said, "Go and milk the cow.
2) She tied him up and milked his cock.

by Homer S. February 13, 2005

lard lad

An extremely fat male.

Want some more fries, lard lad? Or a sixth cream cake?

by Homer S. February 13, 2005