16 definitions by Holden McCrank

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week
by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003
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n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.
Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.
by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003
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n. Acronym for "Southern Maryland InBred". Refers primarily to the residents of St. Mary's Co Maryland, who are obsessed with lite beer, pro wrestling, and NASCAR.
See that SMIB in the Trans Am parked in front of the mobile home?
by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003
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n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003
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Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.
by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003
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v. To take a shitty jap car, add some Vtech stickers, spoiler, and fuck up the camber.
I just spent $12000 ricing up a $8000 piece of shit.
by Holden McCrank April 29, 2003
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n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.
Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.
by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003
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