2 definitions by Hinatatertot

A friend that you would gladly make out with if they asked you to, but don't want to ruin your friendship with
Eric is my favorite flirtfriend
by Hinatatertot September 4, 2015
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Used in place of 'doggarned.' Will place the seed of crippling depression in the receiver's heart.
Me: That's dogarmed dumb!
You: I suddenly feel a need to crawl into my bed and cry for hours
by Hinatatertot September 4, 2015
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