5 definitions by Hillery-Dick Wilford

Nutjob

A nut job is something that you do when your dick is so small you can't jack off so you have to give yourself a nutjob.

Im so cold my dick was inside me so I had to give myself a nutjob.

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 16, 2016

Ball tits

Ball tits are what old people have whene there tits are so saggy that they look like balls, although it is more common on women it is also possible to have them as a man.

Yo my granny has the biggist ball tits I have ever seen they are down to her waist!

by Hillery-Dick Wilford November 8, 2016

exaustapated

It is when you are so tired you don't give a shit

I'm so exaustapated today I got no sleep

by Hillery-Dick Wilford December 21, 2016

jackblarf

The most radical action it the worl it the act of picking up a freinds camera and saying jackblarf.

I just jackblarfed my freind 4 times

by Hillery-Dick Wilford March 30, 2016

jackblarf

Jackblarfing is somthing you do to annoy your freind, what you so is pick up their phone/tablet and simpily record you saying jackblarf

Oh god my freind just jackblarfed me

by Hillery-Dick Wilford February 1, 2016