5 definitions by HexMaster
Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
by HexMaster June 28, 2008
The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.
In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"
In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"
by HexMaster February 3, 2009
A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.
Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"
All: LOL
by HexMaster August 14, 2007
what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.
Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.
I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.
It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!
I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.
It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!
by HexMaster September 25, 2009
v.
What you do to someone when you get to, and occupy, the bathroom before someone else who "needs to go" can get to it.
-er
The one who makes it to, and occupies, the bathroom before everyone else who "needs to go". To be the one who successfully takes over the throne.
-ed
What inevitably happens to you when there are more people around than there are bathrooms. Usually happens:
1) In the mornings when an inconsiderate, unknowing, or mean morning person is awake before you are, then wakes up an entire room of people at once. Most, if not all, of the people have to use the bathroom very soon after, and are angry at the person who woke everyone up.
2) When two or more people have to go to the bathroom at once, and someone gets to play the odd one out.
3) During a game of "musical toilets" (versus musical chairs), per se.
What you do to someone when you get to, and occupy, the bathroom before someone else who "needs to go" can get to it.
-er
The one who makes it to, and occupies, the bathroom before everyone else who "needs to go". To be the one who successfully takes over the throne.
-ed
What inevitably happens to you when there are more people around than there are bathrooms. Usually happens:
1) In the mornings when an inconsiderate, unknowing, or mean morning person is awake before you are, then wakes up an entire room of people at once. Most, if not all, of the people have to use the bathroom very soon after, and are angry at the person who woke everyone up.
2) When two or more people have to go to the bathroom at once, and someone gets to play the odd one out.
3) During a game of "musical toilets" (versus musical chairs), per se.
(In a house with 1 bathroom)
Mom: "Why are you going outside?"
Me: "Dad just toilasniped me! I told you to not wake us both up at the same time!"
(Church youth camp)
Me: Crap! The youth pastor just woke everone in the whole boys' cabin up! Better go before someone toilasnipes me!
(When I have to "go")
Me: *looks up upon hearing sounds of pounding feet* "Not again!"
Mom: "Why are you going outside?"
Me: "Dad just toilasniped me! I told you to not wake us both up at the same time!"
(Church youth camp)
Me: Crap! The youth pastor just woke everone in the whole boys' cabin up! Better go before someone toilasnipes me!
(When I have to "go")
Me: *looks up upon hearing sounds of pounding feet* "Not again!"
by HexMaster August 14, 2007