28 definitions by Herbie Dongsporran
The flesh rotting, bewildering stink(s) leaking from the ghastly, flammable and abhorrent bug hives on the bonce of your average BLM fodder.
‘The marrow melting vapours of afrotang brewed by the shrewdness of BLM gatherers and their gormless white liberal acolytes made short work of smelting Bristol’s Edward Colston statue with its brain foaming funk.’
by Herbie Dongsporran February 6, 2022
(Disabled Access)
The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.
Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.
These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.
'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.
OR
'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
OR
'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021
The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
AKA Ragnits
The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.
Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 25, 2021
A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022
by Herbie Dongsporran February 23, 2021
'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.
The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.
The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.
by Herbie Dongsporran May 9, 2022