Definitions by Heinz 57

Hugh Jackson 

Alias for someone with a larger than normal manhood.

When she first met Dave, she had no idea that she would meet Hugh Jackson as well.

Hugh Jackson by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

captain salty 

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

captain salty by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

mayonaise monocle 

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

mayonaise monocle by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

Pooper Dave 

Infamous superhero known for roaming the unforgiving streets and deficating on front porches in numerous major cities.

Sometime during the night, Bob turned into Pooper Dave and hit his head on the sidewalk.

Pooper Dave by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003