2 definitions by HeebieJeepies

PEP Wifi

When you are connected to slow Wifi, but can also be used when the Wifi signal is shite.

Are you connected to PEP Wifi, because it is feckin' slow!
We offer PEP Wifi, because we are to cheap to get something else.

by HeebieJeepies September 28, 2021

A name you give to someone if they wanted a bucket to wash their clothes, but instead asked for a bean flicking competition.

Skommeltjie, stop drinking and go wash your feckin' clothes.
You are a real Skommeltjie for asking to wash your clothes.

by HeebieJeepies October 3, 2021