Hectic Mooslie's definitions

System pop

When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched

Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Fuckwit

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already

That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

System pop

When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work

Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Scum bum

When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.

Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Dangleberry deeds

When a dude with shit in his Butt crack and a history of violence against women starts getting the shits with you for minding your own business and studying and being nice to chicks

Bro that dude is doing dangleberry deeds again around me but his poop and his farts make me wanna hurl haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia

Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Windy pops

Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out

Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020