Hectic Mooslie's definitions
When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched
Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the System popmug. When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Touch a stiffymug. Lying to a gentleman with photos you stole from a nice girls phone (when she asked for you to repair her iPhone for her) telling him you really want to meet him which isn’t hard for him to believe (since your details are in her phone that’s why he hates you ) but when he shows up you reveal your penis and make up a story about that chick being your friend blah blah blah
That little ring worm was shifty pimping last night and made me waste heaps of money trynna get a result that helps me keep winning in life so I expressed my disgust in his behaviour and will never return he definately didn’t get his iTunes gift card anyway shifty pimping little scum bag better leave me the fuck alone stop asking for free money off me fucking dickhead what’s gonna happen if I get the right job huh? Is he gonna make up an excuse to steal my salary and my fucking holidays as well? Makes no sense won’t even let me act like a cop anyway chicks like all sorts of people and jobs doesn’t mean you gotta be that to have fun with them just gotta convince them you are for one night I don’t think pimp is the winning choice for making chicks horny that’s the least chosen fantasy billionaire and jock is more like the right choice.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Shifty pimpingmug. by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the System popmug. When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia
Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Godmug. Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha
Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Super fuckwitmug. A person who has a big problem with everything a good person does that isn’t meaning to but is undoing all the work the psychopath has done to pass his unmentionable and despicable behaviour onto a unsuspecting well mannered and caring person.
That psychopath did something horrible , then he found out they were gonna sodomise whoever did it and make gay porn out of the video , so he started associating himself with ppl who earn an honest living from attending university. It looked silly because he wasn’t ever scared to threaten anyone until his scapegoat kept accidentally acting the opposite to what he had told people was his honest opinion of them was. Based on knowing them well enough to advise them.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Psychopathmug.