Hectic Mooslie's definitions

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Redundies package

When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting

Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Vag

A hobby shop

That vag is the best place to spend your time mate go inside there , that’s not gonna hurt anyone.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Gobby

Something that someone gets when they accuse other people of talking too much and wasting time when the only reason is their existence around them in the first place , so literally forcing an excuse to give someone a gobby is the fastest way to get one given to you instead especially when it’s because you are just doing it because the person has a lot of sex and isn’t a gronk but you need them to be to feel good about your decision to exclude them from your entitled lifestyle. But you know deep down it’s right for them to be there , and if you find that out , you find out that your actually too much of a gronk and your actually cursed like a black slave using voodoo in the 20’s and that’s too hard to accept because it’s too late your already a husband and a dad wtf will happen if they find out your a fuckwit?

That gobby showed up with ten grand and interrupted my threesome I was having just because he was born with a hair lip and a disabled persons strength and somehow convinced a nice girl to have his kids and marry him , I think he told his wife the gobby can’t handle threesomes and was about to prove him wrong so he had to interrupt incase his wife divorced him for brainwashing her and making her have his kids based on a bunch of fucked up lies he told her haha

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Kramer worm

When a dude is doing well is tricked into saying something out of character because some little ring worm just blamed the black people for crimes he committed against the dude cos he’s a scum bag moron who just hates good people

Bro I’m gonna take a cyanide tablet because this little turd Burgular won’t stop destroying my life with his personal vendetta against people who party and fuck chicks for a job because he just pulled another fucking Kramer worm move on me for no reason just because I was gonna get laid and get paid bro fuck him

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

System pop

When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched

Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023