Hectic Mooslie's definitions
When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Touch a stiffymug. When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.
Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Scum bummug. When a dude with shit in his Butt crack and a history of violence against women starts getting the shits with you for minding your own business and studying and being nice to chicks
Bro that dude is doing dangleberry deeds again around me but his poop and his farts make me wanna hurl haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Dangleberry deedsmug. When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Sock puppetmug. When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched
Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the System popmug. A ball bag with no contents that’s been left lying on the floor in the store room for anyone to trip on.
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Hacked sackmug. When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job
That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Career sodomymug.