Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.
by Heat123 December 3, 2007
When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"
by G_O July 10, 2017
The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.
Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.
Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
by street trash viper March 30, 2010