3 definitions by Hazel O’Brien
by Hazel O’Brien December 30, 2021
A Dude Bub is a type of human native to southern Canada and Vermont, they tend gather in flocks and laugh obnoxiously about hunting and trapping stories. To spot a Dude Bub you must not confuse them with a Redneck. Rednecks, which are similar to Dude Bubs will lean toward more reckless and dangerous behavior while Dude Bubs are more serious about their hobbies and respect the tools they use for them. Dude Bubs will often wear flannel jackets and cap that will read really anything about hunting or fishing. Dude Bubs value their vehicles and whoever ever has the most expensive truck usually takes the role of the dominate Dude Bub in their group. Dude Bubs are called so because the two of the most common words to come out of a Dude Bub’s mouth is you guessed it dude and bub.
“Hey those Dude Bubs over there across the bar are spilling hard cider all over the floor and eyeing me weirdly, let’s get out is here.”
by Hazel O’Brien January 4, 2021
A malleable chunk of unsweetened chocolate that taste like a dried slab of monkey shit with old unusual nuts jammed inside to simulate the sight of something tasty. But the only thing you’ll be tasting once you sink you teeth into this bar is the immediate trauma caused by it personified by the ever lasting taste in you mouth.
by Hazel O’Brien April 6, 2021