25 definitions by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover

Industrial Society and its Future

The greatest essay ever written.

After reading Industrial Society and its Future, I've been convinced that Ted Kaczynski was right.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover August 10, 2023

horngus

A fake wikipedia page based on the real page for "Aristotle's biology."
The embryonic stage of a dongfish. It is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac).

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover January 2, 2022

orraight

How Australians pronounce alright.

Sheila: Oi, 'ya busy m8? Time ta get tha shrimp on the bahbie cunt
Bruce: Orraight mate, waitin in the billabong

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 17, 2023

Crap CBT

A nickname for chat gpt, from "crap" and "CBT" (meaning cock and ball torture.) Chat GPT an ai that answers your questions using google search, but is overall not as smart as it's made out to be. Crap CBT still worries both smart people and idiots like me (and probably you as well) about the ultimate effects of artificial intelligence.

Dammit, Crap CBT can't even spell words backwards sometimes, but we still think it's taking over the world.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover November 5, 2023

ekrpat

What happens when you try to type dvorak with a dvorak keyboard.

D.nl m. igfow orm.ydcbi co ,prbi ,cyd mf t.fxrapew C-m irbba ugjtcbi ec.w dr, er C i.y cy rgy ru ekrpat mre. ln.ao. d.nl aaaaaaaaaaaaadddd!

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover September 7, 2023

Cheechako

An Alaskan slang term meaning a newcomer, aka anyone who hasn't lived there for like 20 years. A good example are the "one-week wonders" who think they've seen everything after seven days. The word cheechako originates from a chinook jargon term used back in the 1800's. Surely overuse of terms like "Cheechako" could make you feel like a newcomer as well.

Over next summer I will be serving as a park ranger in Alaska, but I'm sure I'll come off as a real Cheechako.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover November 2, 2023

smurf cat

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)

I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover October 11, 2023