19 definitions by Haywood Jablowme

A large vertical igneous intrustion.
Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!
by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003
Get the dike mug.
A tampon or feminine napkin pad.
I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.
by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004
Get the Cranky Hanky mug.
wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's
i hear molly's in town. can't wait till thursday!
by Haywood Jablowme April 22, 2005
Get the molly pye mug.
1. West Brook High School dirtleg planning on graduating in the year 2004. But grades or attendance records may keep some from making that accomplishment. (GED is there only option after failure of graduating.) 2. Cock gobbler. 3. Person who gets drunk off of nonalcoholic drinks (Usually consisting of Sun Kist soda and tap water.) 4. Often uses vegetables (pickles, squash, potatoes, etc.) as sexual toys. 5. Has sexual intercourse up the rectum (Doggy style) on a ladder while singing some David Allan Coe. 6. Often seen on the sandy creek bottoms having sexual intercourse on the rag (red sand).
oh fo fo sho dog
by Haywood Jablowme April 28, 2003
Get the oh fo fo sho mug.
A native of the Indian techtonic plate region of south asia; and worshipper of the hindu religion. Order: hindus indianous. These people dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont understand english if you have a valid question on any real tech support. They also hate paki's. dirty, stinky pakis.
Abu is a Paki-hating Hindian.
by Haywood Jablowme February 22, 2005
Get the hindian mug.
A native person of India, practicing the Hindu religion. They come from the order hindius indius and are indiginous to the indian tectonic plate. they dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont know english to confuse the fuck out of ther rest of us.
"No, you stupid Hindian, I want my fucking money back, not a Harry Potter pillow set!"

-Aaron Spalding
by Haywood Jablowme February 22, 2005
Get the Hindian mug.
1.female who is addicted to the visualization, physical contact, and/or oral ingestion of male seminal fluids (note: never applies to males because dude that's fucking gross)
see also: slut
Steven's mom is a cumjunkie.
by Haywood Jablowme April 18, 2004
Get the cumjunkie mug.