316 definitions by Harry Flashman
A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.
That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
by Harry Flashman July 13, 2003
1.n. A act of revenge or anarchy. Named after George Heyduke, author and anarchist. 2. v. To commit a calculated act of revenge on a deserving mark.
1. I did a heyduke on his car for having a Gore bumper sticker. 2. Some Hillary loving Commie heyduked my Rush Limbaugh decal.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
An antonym for complimentary.
Latrelle was never going to shop at Pigley-Wigley again, they'd asked him to quit groping the melons and he thought their tone of voice was very rudementary.
by Harry Flashman August 11, 2003
by Harry Flashman July 10, 2003
by Harry Flashman August 10, 2003
Redneck for "ready for action" or "ready to make speed." (An allusion to retracting the foreskin in uncircumsized males before action.)
Cleotis heard the Yankee accent and was skint back and started looking around for a pool cue. After the bar brawl Cleotis jumped in his Firebird and had it skint back doing 90 up Highway 31.
by Harry Flashman July 29, 2003