Harry Flashman's definitions

what the fuck, over

Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"

What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.

1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

monstruss

An extra-large truss.

Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

levitate

To have ill-fitting denim trousers ride up uncomfortably on your crotch.

Damn, I getting a rash; my levis have been having the tendancy to levitate all day.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

reputile

Composite of repute, repugnant and reptile meaning having the reputation of a reptile.

Hakim was reputile in his treatment of women and had great difficulty finding clogging partners.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

glick

A person who passes gas in the bathtub and has the dexterity and yearning to snort the rising bubbles with a straw.

Megnao Flimpis is reputed to be a glick...I'm not saying he is or he isn't....I just heard it from 6 people, read it on the stalls of 12 public restrooms and and found a cash register receipt for a jumbo box of straws from Sam's Club in his trash can.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

bucko

Slang term for a male acquaintance, used in a mock aggressive or openly hostile way.

Next time, Bucko, leave some toilet paper within arms reach when you've used up the roll.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003