Harry Flashman's definitions

John Deere

A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.

Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

hoofuckinray

An interjection indicating tepid enthusiasm. (also: "yifucinhaw" or "Yafuckinhoo")

Hoofuckinray, yellow socks...just what I wanted for my birthday.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

revert

A recidivist pervert.

William was a sick revert...he couldn't resist the urge to expose himself to interns.

by harry flashman August 9, 2003

smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

juicer

1. A moist fart. 2. An alcoholic.

1. Dude...get some cross ventilation going quick...I'm fixin' to do a juicer. 2. Uncle Teddy is a juicer. (N.B., When referring to Senator Kennedy the definitions may be interchangeable.)

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003

baby hog

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

by harry flashman October 11, 2003