Harry Flashman's definitions

smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

No deals

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.

Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

buggering

An entomological outing.

I've invited some of my colleagues to go buggering this weekend, who you like to go too?

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.

Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

baby hog

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

juicer

1. A moist fart. 2. An alcoholic.

1. Dude...get some cross ventilation going quick...I'm fixin' to do a juicer. 2. Uncle Teddy is a juicer. (N.B., When referring to Senator Kennedy the definitions may be interchangeable.)

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

morpho

An evolving mofo.

I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003