Harry Flashman's definitions

monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.

Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.

by harry flashman October 30, 2003

chahmah

Facetious slang for charmer, not meant as a compliment.

While most people referred variously to Warburton as a scumweasel, cad or dickhead, Mr Manina, ever the gentleman, simply called him a chahmah.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

peckerbreath

n. Characterized by having phallitosis.

Rob has the worst case of peckerbreath I have ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

felino-american

An American of Latino heritage who fellates. (See also: felcasian-, felfro-, felnese- and feliut-.)

Jorge was a felino-American and had few friends in his Marine rifle squad; his sister, Juanita, however enjoyed wide popularity in the squad.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

ortho

n. a retard, dolt, idiot, moron

What an ortho!

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

onewatt

A dim bulb, not quick on the uptake, slow.

Harry has oatmeal for brains...a real onewatt.

by harry flashman July 5, 2003

social work

An area of study and employment held in low esteem in academe and by real professionals that broadly deals in psychology, sociology, education and anthropology.

Dierdre, who held an MSW degree from West Oklahoma Vo-Technical Community College, had a goal: amass as many clients as she could, whine about her workload, convince the boss she needed several assistants and parlay that into a promotion so she'd never again have to deal with those pathetic losers (clients).

by harry flashman July 19, 2003