blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
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explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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Rambo

A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.
In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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Chops

I had the best lamb chops at Bozart's in Brisbane.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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pithy

Full of or resembling pith, to the point, brief yet forceful.
While pithing at the urinal, Geraldo made a pithy remark to the burly man pithing next to him...it engendered a pithy reply and the loss of his Rolex watch.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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stupendous

Colossally inept or stupid.
Bubba, you the most stupendous person I ever known.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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lame

Fabric interwoven with metal wire.
Airman First Class Lawrencio wore silver lame undershorts, prefering it to kevlar for comfort and style.
by harry flashman August 03, 2003
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