Definitions by Harry Flashman

schnikes 

East European beet pancakes.

Leon bought a SCHNIKES-R-US franchise and knew he'd make his first million by age 30.

schnikes by harry flashman October 23, 2003

baby hog 

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

baby hog by harry flashman October 11, 2003

schlobber 

One who schlobs.

Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.

schlobber by harry flashman October 11, 2003

prunish 

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

prunish by harry flashman October 9, 2003

kielbasa breath 

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

kielbasa breath by harry flashman October 9, 2003

Mondo 

A time-share condo.

Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.

Mondo by harry flashman September 18, 2003

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

soybean breath by harry flashman September 18, 2003