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vienna sausages

A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.
Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
mugGet the vienna sausagesmug.

all over it

A variation of the phrase "on it", e.g., ...on it like a fly on shit, ...on it like white on rice.
The last time I made a math error the IRS was all over it like a duck on a junebug.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
mugGet the all over itmug.

democracy

Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.
Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
mugGet the democracymug.

Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
mugGet the Proctologistmug.

kkkill

A command to an attack dog to kill by a stutterer.
"Kkkill, Sp-Sp-Spot," said Jethro.
by harry flashman August 3, 2003
mugGet the kkkillmug.

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.
"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."
by harry flashman August 7, 2003
mugGet the this is no shitmug.

weltanschlong

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//
Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
mugGet the weltanschlongmug.

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