Harry Flashman's definitions

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

smidgit

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

waimanalo

A would be trailer park if Hawaiian zoning laws permitted it.

Dem buggahs frum waimanalo is all F.O.B., dey don't know mauka frum ewa and dey breff smel like YickLung salties.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

SORTS

A nightmarish, coded, machine-read Naval message that is supposed to be a real-time methodology for reporting overall operational readiness to a vindictive and hateful computer in Washington D.C. that seizes upon a single minute error and then flames your commanding officer who then shits in your garrison hat.

I'd rather be in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign at the Norfolk Naval Brig and have a bleeding prostate the size of grapefruit than be the SORTS officer.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Fists of Furry

Dexterous paws.

Fluffy met the new puppy with Fists of Furry.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

pan handle

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.

Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

twangbang

A country and western shagfest.

Tammy went to Nashville knowing she'd have to twangbang the staff at Horseshoe Records, Inc. in order to have her demo heard.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003