33 definitions by HappyCleaner82
A derogatory term for a barlosexual, someone who exhibits sexual interest in bees or those who identify as bees.
“Did you see Kyle in the hallway yesterday staring at pictures of bees on his phone? God, he’s such a kaan.”
by HappyCleaner82 October 3, 2023
A small, stiff piece of dirt or debris lodged in the crevices of one's shoes or other objects after outdoor activities.
After a long hike, Sarah noticed several brudges wedged in the treads of her boots, so she tapped them together to dislodge the stubborn bits.
by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023
The unholy offspring of cursed copulation between a wild pogo stick and an incompetent drunk priest's failed attempt at exorcising spirits from an innocent grandma. Known to manifest on the dance floor of pop punk concerts and putrid nightmares.
As Fiona danced at the punk rock concert, the sight of a wobbly poganima bouncing beside her caused swift perspiration, reminding her of that haunting smell from her uncle's gym socks under her bed.
by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023
A condition resulting in the extreme thinning of the skin. This severe condition renders the subject unable to cope with criticism or ridicule of any nature. Side effects include: pettiness, decreased wit, hypocrisy, biases, pasty skin, and the need to act out bad puns in real life. The condition can be triggered by the sudden loss of wealth, the realization that people only like you for your money, and terrible business decisions.
Breaking News: Former president Donald Trump has developed a bad case of Elonoma! He has been ordered to consult a mental health physician and self-isolate from online activities immediately.
by HappyCleaner82 December 18, 2022
In Mafia, a last-minute, unexpected switch of votes aimed at a player who is least expecting it, causing disarray and surprise. This tactic is used strategically to ensure the elimination of a potentially dangerous player or to throw other players off their game. This is often executed in a fast-paced and chaotic manner, akin to the whirlwind confusion of a Chinese Fire Drill.
Everything was going smoothly for John, he was sure that he had convinced everyone of his innocence. But then, just when the voting was about to end, a Chinese Fire Drill occurred. To his utter disbelief, all the votes suddenly swung in his direction, catching him completely off-guard and leading to his unexpected elimination from the game.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023
The disorienting anxiety one faces when unable to focus on a person's cleavage due to each breast wildly deviating in different directions.
When Jim walked into the nightclub, he immediately experienced stereovision chaos, as the platform heaved loudly like sea under the footraces of a hundred bull sea captains, while Fatima pole-danced shamelessly with brevalanches that spread titinormously to-and-fro like two weighty watermelons struggling to escape Victoria's Secret.
by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023
I dream of building a Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus for my beloved cats one day, where they can relax and enjoy treats.
by HappyCleaner82 June 19, 2023