33 definitions by HappyCleaner82
When a group of people unleash a forceful combination of farts, creating a hazardous and overwhelming atmosphere that leaves bystanders gasping for fresh air.
Dude, we should've never had that bean burrito eating contest in the car. It was a total fartnado in there, and everyone was freaking out!
by HappyCleaner82 June 5, 2023
The aggressive dance performed by an exceptionally sweaty individual, often resembling a drunken crab on fire, that results in unintended body contact with innocent bystanders, leaving them traumatized and with the desperate urge to sanitize themselves.
At the party last night, Dave got outrageously wasted and pulled out his infamous sawalich routine, miraculously managing to clear not only the center of the dancefloor, but to also convince everyone to reconsider their friendships with him.
by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023
The pungent stench that fills the room when an especially odorous fart undergoes a merger with poorly timed belch, creating a vile dismaying cacophony of smells that makes bystanders wonder about one's childhood diet and questionable hygiene choices.
Joe unleashed a 🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹🪹 at Thanksgiving dinner, causing Grandma Mildred to wrinkle her nose in disgust and whispering among the family about that time he ate three-day-old sushi during spring break.
by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023
A rancid, unwashed, and sweaty dick that has grown an unwanted layer of fungus, resembling a horrifying cucumber.
Dude, I got with this chick last night and she said I gotta see a doctor for my crotchcumber situation.
by HappyCleaner82 June 5, 2023
A term used in online communities to humorously describe someone with a chaotic and unpredictable sexual orientation, often so complex and unique, it challenges all known categories and concepts. It is typically used in jest based on the nonsensical and unreadable nature of the word.
Friend 1: "Man, I have tried every label under the sun, but nothing seems to accurately describe my sexual orientation."
Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."
Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."
by HappyCleaner82 October 25, 2023
A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
A quirky and eccentric individual, often displaying unconventional behavior that is both amusing and endearing. A woinker often carries a distinct sense of humor, style, or taste, making them unique or distinctive in a crowd. Regardless of the bizarre antics, a woinker is generally lovable and attracts people with their peculiar charm.
by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023