2 definitions by Hansley

cheesy bacon

When a female suffers from crusty residue around the labia. When coupled with uncleanliness, it becomes Úber cheesy bacon, which in turn can be used to torture horny teenage boys.

"Yer maws got pure cheesy bacon"
"Would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich"

by Hansley January 4, 2005

olives

old/living imprisioned veterans eating sandwiches

OH my god john! look at that gang of olives over there!

by Hansley March 28, 2005