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word that describes the situation encountered when the primary device for electronic communication - phone, email, internet etc - is damaged/destroyed.
"sorry i didnt get your email....im eparalysed since my iphone got drowned".
by Handycam April 29, 2012
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When a man sprays semen on your tits and your in such a rush that you must put your bra back on over the semen
Oh i hate when daves parents come home, always end up with a frog skateboarding on my tits.
by Handycam January 2, 2022
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