Hand Hanzo's definitions

v-tec just kicked in yo

A popular phrase on 4chan. The phrase was supposedly invented because the v-tec engine 'kicks in' at a certain speed. Mainly used in reference to cars, but some people have said it for no reason at all on 4chan.

I dare you to say "v-tec just kicked in yo" outside of 4chan. Even better, say it in meatspace!

by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005

Maiyahi

Dragostea Din Tei. Because O-Zone says "Mai Ya Hi" at the beginning of the song, people started calling it "Maiyahi" instead of it's actual title, "Dragostea Din Tei"

I'm listening to Maiyahi (AKA Dragostea Din Tei) as I type this.

by Hand Hanzo February 5, 2005

Jericho

A gangsta street code, representing what a thug sees and has to go through every day. It stands for

Jealousy
Envy
Reality
Ignorance
Crime
Hate
Obscurity

Snakes, backstabbers, haters, enemies in general, are associated with one of these things when they attack you. If you are true to the thug life, then you have seen a lot of these things and are used to it.

Jonathan: Yo, how you been livin'?
Mike: It's JERICHO 4 life on these cold streets of the muthafuckin' ghetto.
Jonathan: Yeah, I feel you.

by Hand Hanzo August 28, 2005

Mr. Game & Watch

1:The father of all crystal-screen handheld games. Despite being 2-dimensional, Mr. Game & Watch is one hell of a pimp.
2:The 2-dimensional pimp of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Also a way to keep the earth from running out of oil, by taking enemy projectiles and making oil out of them. Carries a mega-arsenal of weapons, and an unlimited supply of sausage.

Watch out! Here come Mr. Game & Watch and his hoes! Fo' shizzle!

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

bonous

An erection. Originating from my 2nd period teacher's misspelling of the word 'bonus', another bon- word appeared in my mind: boner. So if a boner is a penis, a bonous is when said penis gets hard.

Look at that dude! He's so old, he needs Viagra just to get a bonous!

by Hand Hanzo April 25, 2005

Techeno

Recognize the 'e'. Also spelled "Tekkeno". A term used to identify Tekken-style techno music.

I like to drink a BooKoo, put on some Techeno, and kick somebody's ass.

by Hand Hanzo April 24, 2005

chakram

1: (n) On the show "Xena:Warrior Princess"; a round object that Xena throws around to knock people out.

That was cool when Xena took out her chakram and knocked out a shitload of people at once!
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I gave Turquoise an Omega, and soon she was bouncing off the walls like a chakram.

by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005