Hand Hanzo's definitions

Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

furry

1: Any kind of hentai containing anthropomorphic creatures, such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Krystal (Starfox: Adventures), etc. Furry pr0n is very enjoyable, and can also be very hawt.

2: Anyone who looks at such hentai.

Sonic pr0n is what took me over to the furry side. Now I'm furry, and I never want to go back. I am forever hooked on furry pr0n.

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

have a bloody

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.

Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

chakram

1: (n) On the show "Xena:Warrior Princess"; a round object that Xena throws around to knock people out.

That was cool when Xena took out her chakram and knocked out a shitload of people at once!
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I gave Turquoise an Omega, and soon she was bouncing off the walls like a chakram.

by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005

muck

a unique replacement for the non-sexual meanings of the word 'fuck' that sounds really cool. also, mucked, mucking

1: What the muck are you doing? I'm really mucked now.
2: You don't wanna muck with me, buddy.
3: MUCK! I'm stuck on this mucking level!

by Hand Hanzo September 4, 2005

Jolt Cola

Back when I was living in Michigan where I could get this beverage at the local Quality Dairy convenience store, it was my buzz. This was before I started sippin' energy drinks for a buzz. I remember easily getting wired off of Jolt, and just kickin' it old school, listening to the radio and sippin' my Jolt while playing DarkStalkers 3 on my PlayStation. It has twice the caffeine as Pepsi and about 35% more caffeine than Mountain Dew. Jolt is hard to find now, and doesn't even stand up to a can of BooKoo anyway, so now I sip energy drinks while I play Pocket Tanks or DarkStalkers.

I miss the days where I'd constantly sip Jolt.

by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005

fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".

Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005