Pocket Tanks

A game from Blitwise, where you choose 10 weapons, and then take turns trying to bomb each others' tanks by setting a weapon, power and angle. The Deluxe version comes with more weapons, and expansion packs for the Deluxe version are also available. The Basic version just has 30 weapons, but the Deluxe version has 60 weapons, 125 with all the expansion packs (There are seven expansion packs). The game was recently a fad in the schools of Delaware. For optimal gaming, turn off the in-game music, and put on either O-Zone's "Dragostea Din Tei", Danzel's "Pump It Up", Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For" (my choice), or Underworld's "Moaner".
Yesterday, I played my friend Roberto in Pocket Tanks, and he whooped my ass. I should play him with the wind options next time, see who's really hardcore.
by Hand Hanzo March 24, 2005
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w00t juice

Teh l33t h4x0r's crunk juice...instead of mixing an energy drink with an alcoholic beverage, one mixes an energy drink with preferrably caffeinated soda, thus making w00t juice. Called "w00t juice" because it gives you the caffeine-and-sugar-high that makes your brain go 'w00t!'.
BooKoo + Jolt Cola = ultimate w00t juice.
by Hand Hanzo April 21, 2005
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Maiyahi

Dragostea Din Tei. Because O-Zone says "Mai Ya Hi" at the beginning of the song, people started calling it "Maiyahi" instead of it's actual title, "Dragostea Din Tei"
I'm listening to Maiyahi (AKA Dragostea Din Tei) as I type this.
by Hand Hanzo February 05, 2005
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scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.
I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.
by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005
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Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)
I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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Hyakugojyuuichi

1: The Japanese word for the number '151'.
2: A flash music video made by Neil Cicierega, featuring a song from Pocket Monsters (the Japanese version of Pokémon), and had many wacky animations and the famous lyric misinterpretation. 3 years later, Neil has made many animations with a similar style, called animutations, and Lemon Demon made a music video tribute to the famous Hyakugojyuuichi.
"TV says, donuts are high in fat kazoo/ found a hobo in my room/ It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life/ Give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar!"
by Hand Hanzo April 03, 2005
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REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.
WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.
by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005
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