9 definitions by Hanbin1100
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019
A race of people with skin color so white that it makes the individuals look like a white blob in flash photos, or they spend 50% of their summers lying still like a corpse while 'tanning'. However, pasty skin does have its advantages. If there is an alien invasion, a pasty individual can strip down and camouflage with a white wall with ease, allowing said individual to avoid a grisly death by an alien laser gun.
Pasty White people: Hey
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.
Me: AHHHHH
White people: What?
Me: Oh sorry, I thought the wall was talking to me.
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019
An internet phrase that refers to an action or a statement done by the white people, that are incestuous, pedo, stupid, racist or weird.
White people: WE'RE THE MASTER RACE.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: Damn, my sister is hot. I'd love to hit that.
Other people: Sounds about white
White people: I'm going to take a selfie while dangling at a very high place.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: I wish I had a dog, so I would have someone to love me. Sexually.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: I'm going to pet this lion.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: Children are so sexy.
Other people: Sounds about white.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: Damn, my sister is hot. I'd love to hit that.
Other people: Sounds about white
White people: I'm going to take a selfie while dangling at a very high place.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: I wish I had a dog, so I would have someone to love me. Sexually.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: I'm going to pet this lion.
Other people: Sounds about white.
White people: Children are so sexy.
Other people: Sounds about white.
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019
A political ideology that is popular among the white people that believes in a conspiracy theory that Jews are smuggling in immigrants to overthrow the white people and that white people are perfect and superior to the other races, but it is actually used to scam white people out of basic necessities like healthcare or social security.
Conservatism also hates science, and rejects vaccines and denies climate change.
Conservatism also hates science, and rejects vaccines and denies climate change.
White people: Conservatism will save our superior race, so I'm going to vote against my own interests. Who needs healthcare and vaccines? All I need is my racist hatred.
Other people: Yea... sounds about white.
Other people: Yea... sounds about white.
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019
The second coming of Adolf Hitler. Just as Adolf Hitler was the first Führer of the white race, Donald Trump is the second Führer of the white race.
Every white person worships Donald Trump, and believes that Donald Trump will lead them to a future in which all peoples who aren't white will be murdered to extinction by the white race.
Every white person worships Donald Trump, and believes that Donald Trump will lead them to a future in which all peoples who aren't white will be murdered to extinction by the white race.
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019
A yet-to-exist (as of 2018-12-30) border wall situated across the border between Mexico and the United States that white people really really want Mexicans to build. However this wall will soon be paid for by the American taxpayers, and it is subject to change from a wall to a slat fence to probably nothing.
White people: Build the border wall! Build the border fence! Mexico will pay for it! We will pay for it! I need help!
Other people: Sigh... White people seriously suck
Other people: Sigh... White people seriously suck
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019
One of the many words used by Donald Trump that he thinks makes him sound smart but he actually doesn't know its meaning.
Trump: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?
7 year old: Marginal? You mean like your penis?
7 year old: Marginal? You mean like your penis?
by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2019