Hackermom's definitions

poopies

A name that you give to puppies that crap all over the house no matter how hard you try to housebreak them.

I rescued two little poopies from the animal shelter. My carpets will never be the same....

by Hackermom July 21, 2008

parade wave

A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

I didn't feel like talking so I gave her a quick parade wave as I walked by.

by Hackermom November 3, 2005

slidewalk

A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.

After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.

by Hackermom July 20, 2008

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Donut

an exhaust flange gasket

After I replaced the donut, my car passed inspection.

by Hackermom December 28, 2005

caffeinated

To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.

After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!

by Hackermom November 10, 2005

play the male organ

Used when people are talking about musical instruments to imply that someone gives head. Play the skin flute

Hey, if we started a band, Juan could play the male organ.

by Hackermom November 3, 2005