Hackermom's definitions

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

unleaded

Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time...

Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Coffee..
Waitress: Leaded or unleaded?

by Hackermom December 10, 2005

poopies

A name that you give to puppies that crap all over the house no matter how hard you try to housebreak them.

I rescued two little poopies from the animal shelter. My carpets will never be the same....

by Hackermom July 21, 2008

parade wave

A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

I didn't feel like talking so I gave her a quick parade wave as I walked by.

by Hackermom November 3, 2005

power shop

To go shopping and spend a LOT of money with no regards to the cost. Power shopping usually involves clothing, shoes, and accessories.

Paris and Nikki Hilton sure know how to power shop. They spent some serious cash last weekend in Beverly Hills.

by Hackermom July 23, 2008

dead bang

To have a excellent shot at someone with little chance of missing. See point blank

Used by Eric Draven in The Crow

Take your shot, Fun Boy, you got me dead bang.

by Hackermom July 26, 2008

slidewalk

A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.

After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.

by Hackermom July 20, 2008