Definitions by HDog

ben schöpp

A large cuck, who spends a large portion of time messaging women about pointless topics. He is normally found in a herd attempting to mate with females, but is yet to succeed. He is constantly stuck in the friend zone and fails to take the hint and carries on with his life leaving a trail of tragedies behind him.

Person 1: where you going?
Person 2 gonna go sit 2 seats away from that girl.
Person 1: wow your such a ben schöpp

ben schöpp by Hdog February 8, 2018

Final Assolution 

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

Final Assolution by HDog June 20, 2015

nascar nap 

A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.

"Man I got hammered during lap 25 of Daytona. I just had to take a quick nascar nap until lap 175."

nascar nap by HDog February 18, 2008