H4XOR13's definitions

Skinheading

Giving a blowjob to someone who isn't circumcised

Person 1: I'm giving my partner a blow job today.

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: There's nothing wrong with a bit of skinheading

by H4XOR13 June 16, 2023

Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024

Cummuting

Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.

Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!

by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024