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Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.
Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...
by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023
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The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.
Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...
by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024
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Cummuting

Putting so much cum in someone's mouth that they can't talk, hence muting them.
Person 1: My partner and I were cummuting all night last night.
Person 2: You disgusting twats!
by H4XOR13 February 12, 2024
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Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass
Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...
by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022
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