H4XOR13's definitions

Fruitless Effort

Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.

I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...

by H4XOR13 October 28, 2021

Blue Banana

When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.

It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.

by H4XOR13 October 5, 2022

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023

Hobnobs

1) A famous British biscuit made out of flapjack
2) A hobgoblin's penis

Person 1: I'm choking on hobnobs!!!
Person 2: That must be so traumatising!

by H4XOR13 September 10, 2023