H4XOR13's definitions

Sockulate

Sticking your dick in a sock and masturbating while your partner is wearing it, preferably in a hole made in the sock. When you cum, you sockulate.

Had to sockulate last night, my girl enjoys my juice at her feet.

by H4XOR13 January 12, 2021

Masturbirding

Birds outside a couple's house jerking off by watching and listening to them have sex.

Person 1: Those birds have been so noisy since we started boning!
Person 2: I think they're masturbirding...

by H4XOR13 March 26, 2023

Dodgey dodger

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.

Look at that Dodgey dodger over there!

by H4XOR13 February 1, 2021

Striprolled

Getting rickrolled and stopped at the same time.

Person 1: David got striprolled
Person 2: What a whore...

by H4XOR13 April 22, 2023