12 definitions by Guy mann-dude
an extremely powerful jizz. one that shoots out with a maximum amount of force. often happens after not cumming for 2 weeks or more.
by Guy mann-dude January 31, 2009
bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey
by Guy mann-dude September 20, 2008
by Guy mann-dude August 26, 2008
u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.
by Guy mann-dude March 27, 2009
the first black president. many think we have not had a black president, but i tell you, warren g harding was a negro.
warren g harding kicks ass
by Guy mann-dude September 20, 2008
Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.
by Guy mann-dude March 27, 2009
a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.
i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.
by Guy mann-dude January 31, 2009