Gus's definitions

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004

froggy style

sexual position where woman is facing man in a catcher like position bouncing up and down

Rachel was riding me froggy style last night, it was nice.

by Gus January 21, 2004

chargar

Word used by upper-class twats when asking to borrow a device with which to restore power to a mobile phone.

"May ay hev a lend of your chargar?"

by Gus December 14, 2003

place kicker

place kicker is a sex position, it is where the girl has one leg up and one foot on the floor, she is in the place kicking position while she is being penetrated from behind.

I pulled the place kicker on Kristina last night, it was nice.

by Gus January 21, 2004

Shit was SO cash

An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation.

Milo: How'd your date with Amelia go?
D'Angelo: Awesome, bro. We went to Outback and then saw that one fukin' movie that just came out, you know, the one about the fukin' government and shit.
Milo: Yeah? You get any?
D'Angelo: Oh, no doubt. Went and parked over behind Circuit City, right? And I turn the car off and look at her. And she's like "What are you lookin' at?" and I'm like "You got beautiful eyes, Amelia," and yo, no joking, right there she just unbuckled my pants and blew me; shit was SO cash.

Theo: I heard you and Sue hooked up last night.
Paul: Yeah, you heard right. That girl is a freak in bed.
Theo: Oh? She don't look too crazy.
Paul: No man, she's nuts. I fucked her like three times and she was still horny, kept on telling me to do something more kinky. So I was like "You want kinky?" and she was like "The kinkier the better" so I gave her the Inverse Metroid; shit was SO cash.

C. Michael Curtis: Oh HELL no dogg, I haven't seen you in crazy years! How you doin'?
Thomas Pynchon: Hey yo man, I just typed up a letter of support for Ian McEwan in his on-going struggle to clear himself of accusations of plagiarism.
C. Michael Curtis: McEwan? Wasn't he that nigga that wrote that book about that little bitch ruining that dude's life?
Thomas Pynchon: Hell yeah, playa', it's called "Atonement"; shit was SO cash.

by Gus February 8, 2008

F+

Grade used for denoting marginal acceptability.

She gave me dome for almost an hour. I fell asleep twice, but at least she got the job done. I told her she got an F+.

by Gus March 17, 2005

the Zigler

When you go down on a chick who is on the rag. Consequently you pull out piesces of uterin wall in your mouth then spit it out like orange juice pulp.

Julie was out of heavy flow tampons so I gave her a zigler as a substitute.

by Gus February 9, 2005