Gumba Gumba's definitions

gobshite

Irish slur for a person who loudly extols the virtues of himself and will attempt to co-erce weaker people onto his side by collosaly ridiculing them as a punishment for not doing so.

John, you're a gobshite. All your friends are little shits, and you are so fat and ugly, babies shit themselves when they see you. You will never grow beyond 5'6"

by Gumba Gumba March 7, 2004

Atkins diet

Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.

The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.


DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.

Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.

by Gumba Gumba January 30, 2007

chin-wag

Also chinwag. A conversation, the term comes from one's chin appearing to wag during conversation. Most commonly used in Eire or the UK.

Next week we'll be having a chin-wag with the delivery company. There are delivering too slowly.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

rudeboy

A type of wigga found around London who pretend to be Jamacian. Usually think they are some sort of expert fightrer and will always be spewing some braggadoccio about who they knifed last week, who sucked their dick, or other falsified shit. Will die in poverty, while the real rude-boys will be happy with their bitches and riches.

Look! A 14 year old rudeboy! Lets go and steal his fake gold...

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

blower

n. (Brit. slang) Telephone.

I was on the blower to my bookie and told me I was two grand down.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

bicep

The muscle located on the top of the arm.

20" biceps? Check...

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004