Gumba Gumba's definitions

like a fish out of water

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one does not like and is not used to.

I'm like a fish out of water, down here on the farm

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

spread

To separate (noun) evenly, or fairly evenly. This adjective has almost unlimited uses.

Woman spread= spread legs to see pussy.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

regent

A ruler who acts on behalf of the rightful ruler during thier inability to rule.

The regent king Richard III killed his nephews, allowing his regency to continue to full corronation.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

ex sex

(v.) To indulge in sexual intercourse with a former partner.

Have some ex sex-you know what she likes!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

my learned friend

In a British court of law, the free/hired legal representation. Often used to point out discrepancies between what the representation said and what the evidence or testimony claimed.

Can be used for defence or prosecution lawyers.

Your honour, you may be so kind to notice that my learned friend made several incorrect assumptions early in this case, and based on her uncertainty over these matters, that what she said be stricken from the record.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

pub

Commonly used shorthand for "Public House". Pubs are non-membership bars serving all sorts of alcoholic beverages. Most commonly found in the British Isles or Eire.

Let's go on a pub crawl!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004