Gumba Gumba's definitions

blower

n. (Brit. slang) Telephone.

I was on the blower to my bookie and told me I was two grand down.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

fuctup

Contracted for "fucked up". The meaning is "not functioning properly"

woozle wozzle yoo is teh fuctup

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

lawdog

Someone involved in law enforcement; an unholder of the law.

You have the right to fuck off, lawdog.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

lemon on wheels

(n.) A poorly manufactured car (american in nature, or with an american parent company usually) which has an engine too weak for the body, crap suspension, 11 seconds to sixty and 50-something mpg

Practically every Ford or GM, plus most of thier subsidiaries. Also, any Nissan Micra.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

megalomania

Actually, I'd rather not.

Bill Gates is just a very good bizniz man.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

ignoramus

Someone who is ignorant. Often used to describe a bigot.

People who think the plural of ignoramus is ignorami are ignorant the the fact it is actually ignoramuses.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

fuckpot

(n.) Hyperactive and childish person.

See S.J

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004