Gumba Gumba's definitions

cock knocker

1) A homosexual, or more broadly, anyone who loves the cock.

2) Phallus shaped door knocker.

Then, I get punched in the motherfuckin nuts by a guy names cock knocker.


Wow, that house we saw, it had a cock knocker.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

tiny

The nickname of 6'8" 350lb mobster found in every prison, who has been convicted for a string of violent crimes. Usually, tiny is muscle for someone else, due to a low mental capacity and uneasiness about his size. Quite well-endowed, tiny will seek to butt-fuck people smaller than him. Tiny is the white version of Big Bubba.

Tiny is scary, but stupid.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

gobbledegook

(v.) To eat a vietnamese person. An act of asian canabalism.

Oh yes sir, I gobble the gook every other day!

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

He who walks behind the rows

A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.

"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"

--morons who need sleep

"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

made man

Someone who is made

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

ysengrim

A guy who makes perverted definitions before jacking off to them. Then, I jack off to them, and rape a dog.

oh gear up deary slutboy crypto-lesso mooo mooo moooo 7777fucf,jcflhfvhvhkv.,hv.,hv.hvm

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004