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Weapons of mass destruction that cause a chain reaction by splitting the nucleas of an uranium atom, thus causing two particles to fly out, that cause two other uranium atoms to become unstable and change into another element because they have an extra particle. This causes each of those two to fire off two particles each, and so the chain continues. This rapid expansion will eventually move onto the area surrounding it, and destroy it by means of reacting with it. Of course, in the time it has taken you to read this, a nuclear weapon, some as small as 11 inches could have scorched hundreds of miles worth of land surrounding it
Nuclear Weapons will bring the apocalypse, at which point many atheists will become religious, many religious will become atheist, and our skin will melt off.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

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that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.
One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

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(v.) To fart.
Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.
by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

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Gangland massacre whereby the assailant(s) will open fire from the window(s) of a slow moving vehicle and speed off once their clips are spent.
There was a drive-by in my hood yesterday
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

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The coolest of the mortal kombat ninja's. He's a great chractor if you can master his moves to just be repetitive and piss people off by getting flawless victories using near-unblockable sets of moves.
Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Freeze, slide

Sub zero wins.

Flawless victory.
by Gumba Gumba March 06, 2004

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M5
The ultimate road version of BMW's popular 5 series. The M stands for Motorsport. Capable of a swift 155mph, it can outrun most other cars within it's price range while carrying multiple passengers.


Just so you don't get fooled by the other definitions, the M5 was built to rival Jaguar's XJ sport and XJ exec. BMW aren't in the same league as Mercedes-Benz sales-wise.
That M5 tore <random american trash> a new assole.


OMG my vette lost and the wheels fell off! I need an M5!
by Gumba Gumba March 24, 2004

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Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?
I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

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