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shrink

Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.
My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
mugGet the shrinkmug.

when pigs fly

Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the when pigs flymug.

phantom

Famed model of Rolls-Royce taken through many stages of excellence since the twenties. The ultimate version would be the 1980 Phantom VI convertible state limo in midnight blue. The car to own all cars.
Shame the latest phantom looks like osama put a bomb inside. Even worse that P Diddy-dick has one.
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
mugGet the phantommug.

You and your...

You and your hemorrhoids:

Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition


You and your sluts:


Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!


You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
mugGet the You and your...mug.

ros bif

A silly insult used by the Frogs to define the British, apparently because we eat too much roast beef.
Frenchie: Tu es un ros-bif!

Limey: Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?
by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004
mugGet the ros bifmug.

rubber gloved

The act of having gloved hands shoved violently up ones' anus. Usually forms part of a sexual act, or an airport search.
Jen kept setting the metal detector off at the airport, before she was taken away for a strip search. She vehemently denied ever being rubber gloved.
by Gumba Gumba December 14, 2006
mugGet the rubber glovedmug.

umbungo

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
mugGet the umbungomug.

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