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by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
Get the giblet mug.A squeakier way of saying bitch, elongated for extra attention to the fact that the subject is not welcome.
by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004
Get the beeyatch mug.An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Get the seven years bad luck mug.In Vitro Fertilisation.
In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.
This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.
The word is sometimes used as an insult
In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.
This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.
The word is sometimes used as an insult
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
Get the ivf mug.Term meaning the user has Jewish ancestors. Often overused to refer to some very distant relatives in the hope it will give them favour over others when dealing with prospective clients that are either jewish or in the belief that religious people do jobs better. Also used as an escape from anti-sematic comments.
The paternal grandfather of my maternal grandmother was Jewish. Therefore I am of jewish descent.
Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.
--or--
GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them
GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!
GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.
Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.
--or--
GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them
GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!
GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
Get the of jewish decent mug.What the national anthems of most countries or former countries (ie. wales) claim thier land to be. Openly communist or fascist countries tend not to use this title though.
Welcome to Prussia, land of the free!
Welcome to Britain, land of the free!
Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!
welcome to the usa, land of the free!
welcome to argentina, land of the free!
Welcome to Britain, land of the free!
Welcome to the ukraine, land of the free!
welcome to the usa, land of the free!
welcome to argentina, land of the free!
by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
Get the land of the free mug.Good, is somewhat over-rated Italian speed jockies. Ferrari is the worlds' most famous marque, due to the domination of motorsport.
Many low-end ferrari's are prone to rattling above 40mph, and price related performance is low, especially when you think that on-paper performance can be equalled by souping up many roadsters.
This is redeemed, however, by the fact that Ferraris have a great ride, sublime handling and marvelous movement.
Many low-end ferrari's are prone to rattling above 40mph, and price related performance is low, especially when you think that on-paper performance can be equalled by souping up many roadsters.
This is redeemed, however, by the fact that Ferraris have a great ride, sublime handling and marvelous movement.
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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