Gumba Gumba's definitions

kleenex

A popular brand of tissue. Favoured by those going to a snot party

I'm gonna tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party!

by Gumba Gumba June 16, 2004

one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

helter skelter

Helter skelter, or "I like Helter Skelter" is a phrase for mass-scapegoating of one party. Yoko syndrome is a form of I like helter skelter where the latest party is blamed. Helter skelter is a fairground ride that spirrals downwards, and when someone is scapegoated substantially, even to the point where minor problems with them are turned into reasons for something failing.

I like helter skelter.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

init

Shorthand for "Isn't it" or "ain't it"

I have two words for you:


Keep It real


==That's three words!==


Nah, i' ain't, coz it ain't a real wurd, it iz short for 'init'... init?


Ali Gumba 'INDAHOUSE'

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

excorcism

When demons are removed by prayer. Some excorcisms such as puke and rebuke are obviously faked for the cameras.

The catholic church is extremely sceptical about excorcism, and demands that the patient be checked for all mental illness and health problems before one can be performed.



"The power of Christ compells you"

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

war cabinet

(n.) A group of angry old brits complaining about the price of tea and mumbling about the good old days. Based on the war cabinet, a group of old brits who....etc.

heh, check out the "war cabinet" over there.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

baccy

(n.) Tobacco. Usually in the form of a pipe or self rolling cigarettes.

Old Holborn is baccy, good baccy.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004