Gumba Gumba's definitions

machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

excorcism

When demons are removed by prayer. Some excorcisms such as puke and rebuke are obviously faked for the cameras.

The catholic church is extremely sceptical about excorcism, and demands that the patient be checked for all mental illness and health problems before one can be performed.



"The power of Christ compells you"

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

war cabinet

(n.) A group of angry old brits complaining about the price of tea and mumbling about the good old days. Based on the war cabinet, a group of old brits who....etc.

heh, check out the "war cabinet" over there.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

fat cunt

1) Vagina with big pussy flaps.

2) Insult used to express utmost hatred.

"She has a fat cunt."

"Get out of my way before I ream your ass, you fat cunt"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

the fucker inside

Going apeshit and letting your innermost thoughts and hatreds get the better of you. Usually unleashed by truama.

He let out the fucker inside when you hit his son.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

highland games

In addition to the last definition-


Stength-atheletic activities focusing on brute force and muscle power as opposed to ultimate endurance.

Highland games rule, let's toss a caver.

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004