Gumba Gumba's definitions

mutts nuts

1) A more pre-watershed friendly version of Dogs bollocks.


2) Dog testicles.

3) To be the best example of its kind.

"The mutts nuts are going to be castrated"


"I am the mutt's nuts when it comes to drinking."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

hedgerow warfare

(n.) Fighting between rows of hedges, where snipers and entire units may be concealed. Common in the closing days of world war II.

hedgerow warfare was common between d-day and ve day.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

the sun

Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

myth

A story based on a collection of actual happenenings that are all accredited to one person. The actual events may have taken place hundreds of years apart when researched.

Robin Hood is the greatest myth of all. The events were based on numerous people, hundreds of miles apart, who lived hundreds of years apart. They are mostly based on 11th century charactor Robert Hood, and they also include robert of locksley etc.

by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004

reign

To rule over absolutely, to be the absolute authority.

The reign of HM Queen Elizabeth I was known as 'The golden Era' as it was extremely prosperous for England.


Ted Bundy's reign of Terror ended with his arrest.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

american car

A car made in North America. Stereotyped to be large, ugly, slow, thirsty, poorly manufactured, terrible handling and shoddy. For the most part, this stereotype rings true. Just look at all the fanboys who defined corvette. It is a really awful car with shit handling, nil suspension, dreadful ride, alcoholic consumption, abismal comfort level, but these jackasses seems to like cheap cars that go well in staright lines, because american roads don't have corners.

Wow, 90K miles, isn't that a lot... /sarcasm


The cadillac has 99,995 miles on the clock. The scrap yard is six miles away, and I only have the energy to push it half a mile- see my dilema?

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004