Hahahhahahahahah Andrew.
by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004
Get the ginger pubesmug. A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
Get the unforseen consequencesmug. TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.
After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.
If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.
by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004
Get the American Idolmug. (n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.
Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.
There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.
There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
Get the ascomug. 1) Noun dating to the sixteenth century meaning manpower
2) Fibre based-tissue under the skin that contracts upon electric signals being recieved, therefore moving the skeleton.
3) See muscle car
4) Penis
5) power
2) Fibre based-tissue under the skin that contracts upon electric signals being recieved, therefore moving the skeleton.
3) See muscle car
4) Penis
5) power
We have the armed muscle to to the heist
My bicep muscle is hurt
muscle cars suck
my muscle is pumpin, hehehehe
feel the muscle of the new regime!
My bicep muscle is hurt
muscle cars suck
my muscle is pumpin, hehehehe
feel the muscle of the new regime!
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
Get the musclemug. Want to drive fired up? Want to start some goddam road rage? Need pumping music to get you driving your car like you stole it? Look no/a lot further than this, Gumba's personal driving favourites.
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The top three songs comprise an actual list, as well as some of the other songs here. The rest I forgot, so here goes. Remeber, this list is mostly my personal opinion, and you may not like some of the songs, especially any clichés
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The top three songs comprise an actual list, as well as some of the other songs here. The rest I forgot, so here goes. Remeber, this list is mostly my personal opinion, and you may not like some of the songs, especially any clichés
10)Rocket Queen- Guns 'n' Roses
9) Drag the waters- Pantera
8) Battery- Metallica
7) Hallowed be thy name-Iron Maiden
6) The memory remains- Metallica
5) Straigh outta compton- N.W.A.
4) Necropedophile- Cannibal Corpse
3) Raining blood- Slayer
2) Orgasmatron- Motörhead
1) Firestarter- The Prodigy
9) Drag the waters- Pantera
8) Battery- Metallica
7) Hallowed be thy name-Iron Maiden
6) The memory remains- Metallica
5) Straigh outta compton- N.W.A.
4) Necropedophile- Cannibal Corpse
3) Raining blood- Slayer
2) Orgasmatron- Motörhead
1) Firestarter- The Prodigy
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
Get the 10 songs for drivingmug. A corner in a videostore for people who can't get a decent girlfriend(one that costs you a lot of money, whores don't count) and have to jerk themselves off to get them to feel good.
Go to a videostore...
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
Get the 18+ cornermug.