7 definitions by Gronksucker
A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.
by Gronksucker October 30, 2023
When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining
by Gronksucker February 2, 2019
by Gronksucker October 25, 2018
The act of posting pictures of shirtless old men in response to racist or fascist posts on Facebook.
by Gronksucker August 13, 2020
When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
by Gronksucker March 27, 2019
by Gronksucker January 15, 2021
Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.
"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
by Gronksucker February 7, 2019