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5 definitions by Grimrider

An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.
by Grimrider November 27, 2002
An abbreviation for 'critical hit', a term used in dice-based role playing games which indicates the best possible damage result in combat.
"I rolled a crit with my battleaxe, and did double damage on the ogre chieftan."
by Grimrider November 25, 2002
An abbreviation for 'experience' in the context of role playing games, usually given in a point value and used to determine a character's level.
Damn, killing that Farastu Gehreleth last session gave me 6000 XP! That puts me up to level seven.
by Grimrider November 27, 2002
1. An adj. meaning extremely sharp, usually so sharp as to cut through anything without any resistance whatsoever.

2. A specific enchantment upon a magical sword that, on a crit, severs the head of its victim automatically.
1. I swear to God, dad's turkey knife is vorpal or something.

2. My vorpal longsword +2 made quick work of those Amnizu enforcers.
by Grimrider November 28, 2002
Abbreviation for 'Armor Class'. In the latest edition of DnD, AC is a number which signifies the difficulty of hitting a target in combat; the higher the number, the harder it is.
It was impossible to hit that guy. His AC was /way/ too high.
by Grimrider December 06, 2002