267 definitions by Greg

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart
man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me
by Greg October 24, 2004
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phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.
(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"
by Greg March 13, 2004
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pj saltz has a minow
by Greg April 18, 2003
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1. A beverage containing a massively massive proportion of alcohol.

2. A great after beer drink

3. The green stuff that almost killed me last night

4. What all you sexy girls can buy Alex at the bar.
Greg: "It's almost 8am in the morning... hmmm time for my pre-breakfast Chartreuse shot"

Tom: "I was feeling more like a Beer and Woosta"
by Greg January 7, 2004
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The single-richest man in the world. As seen on Chappelle's Show - Reparations Episode.
"The richest man in the world is no longer Bill Gates, but a Harlem man, known simply as 'Tron.' Is that your son, Tron?"
"Nah, I bought this baby CASH! I'm RIIIIIIICH!"
by Greg February 4, 2005
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A great way to meet fatass pedophiles over the internet. In other words, a good way to get a dick in your ass.
Say, do you remember that chick Joy? Yeah, I met her on AIM. We met at the park, and, wow, she had a penis? I GOT RAPED BY A GODDAM WOMAN WITH A PENIS?!
by Greg September 30, 2004
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a hardon or a boner
I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson
by Greg August 23, 2003
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