When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
by goyo May 21, 2016
Get the Moby Dickingmug. When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by goyo August 30, 2017
Get the ugly girl smashmug. The kind of workplace you leave as soon as you've saved enough fuck you money. No two weeks notice. Just leave and never show up again.
I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.
by goyo August 14, 2016
Get the Toxic workplacemug. The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 02, 2017
Get the Stroker's dilemmamug. Someone with brown/brunette hair.
Formed as a counter to the racist term shitskin to remind neo-nazi types that all kinds of people have brown features.
Formed as a counter to the racist term shitskin to remind neo-nazi types that all kinds of people have brown features.
by goyo December 19, 2017
Get the shithairmug. by goyo April 18, 2018
Get the empty nutmug. The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
Jane: Does he pass rule 666?
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
by goyo May 09, 2017
Get the rule 666mug.