34 definitions by Goosey Goose
Mass of IPA-fueled shit lodged in one’s ass that smells as if a dead skunk is stuck up there decaying.
Dude I’ve got a nasty skunk plug every time I fart or go shit it smells like a rotting skunk in in me.
by Goosey Goose June 27, 2021
by Goosey Goose February 2, 2022
A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
by Goosey Goose August 7, 2020
When you think that long hot fart that couldn’t be held is definitely diarrhea, but it turns out to be nothing of the sort, you have a misdiarrhosis.
I couldn’t believe that I didn’t shit myself but it was only a big fart vs. hot diarrhea. I made a misdiarrhosis.
by Goosey Goose June 3, 2021
A safe and quiet place for a man to rub one out, jerk off, beat the bishop, stroke the salami, wax the knob, or any other euphemism for the act of masturbation.
When I’m horny and need to drain my prostate, I retreat to my Yanktuary to take care of business. My wife will never catch me doing it in there.
by Goosey Goose February 26, 2022
I thought I was about to fart but at the last second I had to sqwinch to keep from shitting my pants.
by Goosey Goose August 24, 2020
My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.
by Goosey Goose May 7, 2022