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beat the bishopsex (-0.056)
To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.
Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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beat the bishopinternet (-0.521)
to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage
to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana
by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004
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beat the bishopsex (-0.906)
a synonym for the term "jerk off"
shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.
by tony January 24, 2004
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