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A small town in southern Ontario which is likely the most boring place you will ever go. Not somewhere you want to live under any circumstances.
Wow, watching paint dry is almost as boring as living in Bradford, Ontario!
by Goose9 February 11, 2016
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A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache
I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!
by Goose9 July 15, 2016
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