Goose's definitions

picklesmoker

Gay man, one who orally pleases men, likes the taste of penis.

See the dude with the mesh half-shirt? Got to be a picklesmoker.

by goose July 7, 2006

ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 19, 2003

Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party

Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose

by Goose December 22, 2003

meola

This is the look on a guys face if you jizz in his syrup and use your poop as his butter on his waffles and then tell him.

Greg: where did tehse get the extra zing?
Me: I jizzed in your syrup, and you used my poop as butter... hahaha nice meola

by Goose September 27, 2004

dime a dozen

easy to come by, next to worthless

She said, "Don't let it go to your head. Boys like you are a dime a dozen."

by Goose December 19, 2003

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003

wo ai ni

Mandarine Chinese for that undefined- I "love" you

Ni Bu Ai Wo?
You Don't Love me? *TEAR*

by Goose February 9, 2005