Goose's definitions

ass hat

a gay guys condom

hey baby do u have the ass hat in so hot and bothered

hey big boy u cant have non of this unles you have an ass hat

by goose May 19, 2003

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003